There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.
I’m in the process of dying my hair mermaid blue. Like really bright blue. And it’s fucking ugly and fried right now it’s like a barf orange. I have a few more bleaches to go but I have to do them each a week apart but I just feel totally ugly right now.
Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman
ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ
Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.
i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween
fuck you this is golden